How to Become a King Ritual:

You will need any weapon of choice, as long as it has enough ammo. Go to your local scrapyard or city center and find a diamond shaped statue. When there, use your weapon to break down it's center. After the center is broken you need to feed it radiation, be careful, if the police catch you doing this they will shoot you on sight.

If you did everything right, the statue's center should start glowing with a powerful energy, you then must damage the rest of the statue and a swirling portal will appear and take you to an ancient temple. If you didn't do everything correctly, the statue will simply crumble apart and the police will continue to shoot you. The temple you enter is not very maze-like, but after wondering in the ancient temple for long enough you will find a central area that has a choice of many crowns to choose from. Pick one and put it on your head to become a king.

Every crown will give you a blessing; one will give you more wealth, some of them will let you find more love, but they also come with a curse, like making you less healthy or your opportunities in life will fade away sooner. You go from there worms.